Tuesday, May 12, 2009

PACKING HER OFF.......BOOTS INCLUDED.


  • ANTARCTICA -- JUST A QUICK VISION


  • OK, now on that Antarctica trip you’ll be taking – Here’s a little present of an idea.

    You need to go before spring so you can do a marketing campaign – It’s a Spring White Sale!


  • -------------------------------------===============

  • You’ll be standing in a white sailboat placed on an endless field of ice. It will have a huge billowing sail bulging from the arctic wind. You’ll be wearing some undecided designer wear in whites, silvers and ‘Weimaraner’ greys. There will be a clothes pole planted in front of the mast with another clothes pole just out of the periphery of the frame. It will be strung with all manner of Martha Stewart shades of white linens and other cloth wear willowing in the sharp spring iced air. What could be fresher!

    There will also be a section of the bow just freshly painted in some monochromatic tones of icicle white Martha Stewart paint, with the can, of course, on the frozen expanse just in front of the colored swatch on the boat. The tag will be ‘All things white and beautiful.”

    There’ll be a descriptive paragraph by you, endorsing your trip to Antarctica for the clear, clean glow of this sepal of our very planet. Ten per cent of all sales of Martha Stewart products displayed will go to Save the Polar Bear, linking Pole to shining Pole, as one clothesline, pinning dollars from North to South to achieve a planetary deed.

    In the background to the right, there will he a long table in Aurora Borealis colors with Martha Stewart shades of white and pastel dinnerware at the hands of 40 sitting Eskimos. For a close-up of that scene there will be an extended magnifier at the front right corner of the page in a rectangular side bar.

    That’s the main photo. The page 2 size photo for whatever you do, be it a feature story or an ad campaign, will be you bundled in Martha Stewart blizzard colored bedding on a white and gold runged dog sled with at least 8 white Samoyed canines in tow. There’ll be a breakfast in bed tray in your lap with an entire new line of spring translucent, frosty Kool-Aid color service wear and a hot blue flower in a tubular vase, with Martha Stewart blue hydrangeas clustered at the tip of the sled. The new line from which you dine by flower, will be called Martha Stewart Ice Wear …Glacial Cool Colors for the Summer Sun!



  • Plan a wonderful trip!
    Sounds like I’m already on one!

  • A and the Weims .............................................. all rights reserved


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sorry -- but I'm not going to Antartica.
I think your imagination is running away with you. Come down to earth.